Random Stuff
Welcome to the "Random Stuff" section. If I'm ever bored, and need to write something, I go here. Why the hell do I have this section here? Well, you're obviously here to waste time, so I can accommodate your time to be wasted by creating stupid little essays for you to read.
- Karma TV : I won a TV. It scares me.
- Tragedy At Macy's Day Parade : Satire that spawned from me half-hearing the entire FOX Macy's Day Parade News Team shit on themselves when a balloon hit a building.
- The Strange Intelligence To Money Made Proportionality : Pretty much summed up by one sloppy and very time-consuming photoshop.
- The Day I Quit The JOT : w3rd
- The Epitome Of Soulless Music : Anyone else have a severe contempt for certain radio stations?
- A Quick Re-Lesson On Second Grade Grammar Skills : We all did pass English back in second grade, right? This isn't updated regularly.
- Fuck Expensive Clothing : If you've paid more than $3 for that shirt you have on right now, go fuck yourself. Seriously.
- I Bow To Our New Robot Overlords : It's a running joke around school that some people are nothing more than robots. I prove this in this photoshop-filled page.
- Two People Short : A silly little essay that I made in honor's composition class in semester one at MSOE. Basically, this is a complete over-exaggeration of a certain ridiculous night at the JOT.