Winter 2005—2006
- I'll try not to bore you to tears.
- Let's kill the mood even more, shall we?
- Lighten up, everybody. It's only once a week.
- Is your microwave playing World of Warcraft?
- Believe it or not, I'm not a hard—ass.
- Because we have a few jackasses in the class, you're all off the hook today.
- You were born in a pivotal year of computer history. Cool.
- Port A is intriguing.
- I asked you to do a skills assessment not just 'cause it's required, jackass.
- I worked up a hokey car example.
- That's alotta shit. Pardon my French.
- It's so sad that you guys haven't used Amiga.
- This book sucks.
- I'm going to attempt to draw a cylinder—and don't you laugh at me.
- Did we talk about that in here? I threw an eraser across the room.
- That word is so important and so poorly spelled by students I will write it up here.
- Wow, I cannot write today. Not enough Diet Coke.
- [5.0 * 1022 atoms/cm3] is a fairly easy number to remember.
- To get information on top, you would "man" on "top". That just sounded really bad.
- To say that is an understatement is in itself is an understatement.
- Two things happen when you fork a child.
- I'm assuming you've memorized the periodic table.
- I have a number of ways of killing things.
- Exactly wrong.
- You are the guineapig class.
- The child is now a zombie. That's cool.
- The answer sheet was wrong. I don't know what I was smoking when I did that one.
- When you hit 40, all your brain cells start to die.
- I would have gotten here sooner, but I was sitting on the hallway floor and it takes an old man awhile to get up…If you're laughing at what I think you are, that too.
- I can't remember. I'm not a compiler.
- Probabilistically.
- There were a group of students almost asleep [in my EE201 class], so I faked a heart—attack at the blackboard.
- I love flying as you can tell, my arms are really tired.
- We were pow—wowing talking about you.
- I'm sorry that that word down there is so poorly spelled.
- Did I say, "Probably have a probability"?
- Dynamical.
- When you graduate from here, you can probably find anyone to pay you 103dollars/month. Not even basketball players make 107/month.
- Most people are awake here.
- Let's not stick the 'e' in there. Foreward Wisconsin.
- How many old ladies have you guys helped across the street this winter? Electrons are the same thing.
- Different wavelengths put in here suck.
- One of the ways people fixed that was the don't.
- ME's…have problems with child molesting.
- Any other questions I know the answer to?
- Staple it before I kill you.
- I would feel much more comfortable with all of you packing heat.
- One of my little bastard freshman students left a pointy staple sticking out of the back of the page.
- All of you are—well most of you are—clever, sharp individuals.
- This is officially an abuse of my position's power.
- "BS" is good enough. Appropriate for the group.
- I need to drink copious amounts of beer in order to get through these papers.
- If I started talking about sex right now, it would get kinda weird.
- Are you all bored? How about we all go outside and make snowmen? You don't have to be here. How many of you are 21? Aw, I had a great idea for a second.
- You should see me with the freshman—I can kick their asses.
- I've had experience in the porn industry.
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