Spring 2007

You're gonna look like an idiot in this class.
Chris, if you fail the next test, I am going to kill you.
Let me sound like Yogi Bear.
Your profs wouldn't prostitute themselves for money, now would they?
I've always mentioned that engineers have had a problem with fairness.
Remember this stupid example…
Grandma sandbagged him.
Do you all approve of adultery?
Don't be a sinner.
How do you drink Brandy in Wisconsin? Every which way!
Everyone can have a bad day, as I've mentioned before; I've had bad decades.
Don't look at me, I'm not a bad guy.
You sit down in here, I look at you, you look at me. I am not very handsome.
I am dumb, I have no idea.
Last year, I learned how to kill people; that's good enough.
Don't ever ride inside the back of a U-Haul.
I sleep in my [car's] trunk.
I like chicken.
We are so damn stupid.
I don't look, I just sign.
I hope the internet never die. Boom, and you all dead.
I'm not the kind of guy who sits around and eats.
Bake a cake, you learn about software.
Don't get married. Look at me; no good.
It was kind of like I deficated in the middle of the room.
Spank me hard.
I'm all about customer service.
If someone is going to hell, I'm there already.
I grew up in an African American community. My mom always told me how I was easy to find.
I'm actually dressed up today. I'm wearing my damned black pants.
I used to carry a bar of soap in my bag to wash out my mouth. I got sick of that after awhile.
Dr. Frankenstein used to piss me off.
I have a feeling I'm going to be regretting this comment…
I've gotta turn myself into the school psychologist now.
I'll spank myself, and I'll try not to enjoy it again.
This is not good for your morale.
(chalk breaks) Sorry, chalk.
I don't have time to be politically correct.
I know you can read.
I don't have a life.
Please do not attach pornography to your paper.
(with ballpoint pen in hand) Someday there'll be a warning on these things: "Do not jab into eye"
I couldn't stand working with the guy, I was ready to throw him off the roof!…Peacefully.
You can probably still pass the course with the right amount of money and attitude.
The orange chair reams me out for not being on time.
I feel like hurting myself today.
I must have multiple personality disorder.
You will start thinking in a few years.
Always think logically.
This is where it start to get a little funny.
What's a good color of chalk? Let's use purple.
You're using chalk in your notes, right?
And then we have our friend V_dd.
This is nothing magical.
$20 is a lot of hamburger.