Spring 2006

People drive around Hummers to make themselves feel important.
Discomfiture.
Microwaves are remarkable, they pop popcorn.
Buttons, switches, and knobs: The Holy Trinity.
I'm not going allow you to panic.
I have just destroyed a paperclip
I do not encourage you to drink, but Beamish is really good.
These processors came out before you were a twinkle in your parent's eyes.
Professor Barnekow and I are evil.
We ghettoed up this board.
Rectilinearly.
Excellent, I hope I'm confusing you.
This is the end of week 4; I kicked the bucket.
The point is we don't know how to subtract.
Welcome to my bubble world.
Most of you think I am a Macintosh fanatic. I am not a Macintosh fanatic. I own a powerbook, 4 other Macs and 4 iPods, but I am not a Macintosh fanatic.
Hopefully you will thank us for it, rather than hating us for it.
This is actually meant to be fun.
Don't start a mumps outbreak on campus.
I don't care what Dr. Rothe is doing.
It's hot in here. If I pass out from a heart attack, just let me die.
At first, amplifier circuits are quite scary to students.
We're going to have to beat [Prof. Wheeldon] up.