Spring 2005

I think that's all the first day BS, did i miss anything?
We're going to do some dopey stuff during class.
Even your average statistician is mean.
I was mistakeful here, sorry.
This is super not cool.
What's this used for? I have no idea, it just doesn't seem very useful to me.
While I finish doing this ridiculous clerical chore here…
And how this is happen if you look inside detail.
Well then, the magical chalk has a mind of its own at this point.
The cancellation note on the door was exciting until I realized it wasn't for this class.
This seems hokey…but it's really quite useful.
I hate these two hour lectures.
The first part of what I told you is true.
How long is this quiz going to take? [flips through stack of quizzes and laughs] Oh yeah!
We're running out of time, so I'm gonna blow through like nine slides in like one minute.
That's not an eraser.
Scott, let's entertain that thought for a bit.
You all look bored with this, bored to tears…Let's go backwards.
Different material are different.
According to the wizard that lives in my calculator…2,598,960.
This is the beginning of advanced counting; it's beyond Sesame Street. I don't think that The Count ever got this far.
Right now, second graders all over the world are yelling: "Oh! Oh! That's multiplication!" Yes, little Billy.
Anyone have a favorite 8-bit number?
...the STAB instruction...violent language, isn't it?
All of the branches will either succeed, or not.
I'm not crazy, right?
I'm being an idiot up here.
Joe Blow was supposed to be studying for his Russian History exam last night, but instead he went out ravin' with his homeys. The exam has 20 multiple choice questions, each of which has 4 choices… [from a test review]
3 junctions, so many junctions it gives you headache.
[student]: Is there a due date for the homework [that was assigned today]?
[prof]: Yesterday.
Now, we are ready to analysis transistor model.
The skew and the crustosis…sounds like bad breath.
TI-89s eat integrals for breakfast.
Many of you might find it ironic of me talking about normal.
An int is a little bit funny.
It's by some voodoo that you get this.
Since PR_(x=2) looks like it's flipping us off, let's take it out here.
The compiler, very often, can be smarter than you.
Let's check the amusement level meter: oh look, it's way down.
How many of you think that is a morada of unrelated details?
We're going to construct a crude histogram on the board; well, it won't have a bunch of swear words in it, it just won't be very well drawn.
I'd say the next step would be a sanity check.
So, that is condition to determined R_(out).
For the moment, we are assuming omniscience.
Now, we are ready to analysis transistor model.
[draws triple integral on board] Fine arts class.
Am I daydreaming again?
The result is statistically signifigant—that's a good buzz word.
Sta-tis-tic-sound it out-al-ly
So basically, we've done nothing.
The most important thing [of the test] is to write your name.
This next step you can have a trained chimpanzee do for you.
Hey, man! Your machine is spewing junk out, dude!
I'd go ahead and just calculate the whole damn thing.
This is especially useful if you're in court.
Your college grade is important all your life...that is why I don't want to hurt you.
Nineteen times sixteen, which is…three hundred fricking four!
This chalk is weird.
This is just a bunch of gory algebra…that magically comes up with this value.
Shit! On a stick even!
I'm just trying to figure out where my brain fluttered off to there. I think it went out the window.
Either they're wrong, or I'm insane…I know they're not mutually exclusive.