Fall 2006

I feel like dancing now.
I just lied.
Specificity.
Maximally.
It would be best if you die at that point.
Quiescent.
I hear myself in my head, more than normal.
Software can kill people.
So, you confused yet?
Your code—counting program: Death and Dismemberment?
Hi, my name is "Can ´o Peas"
Let's see an example of this in UML. It won't be very exciting.
How many people remember your design from CS183? Come on, it was only 2 and ½ years ago.
There are 5 levels of CMMI. Now, why would you care?
This is probably the least believable lecture.
Interrupt me regularly.
Do as I say, not as I do.
It stinks in here; you people need to bathe.
Synchrony.
If you wanted a different course in Network Protocols, well, that would be a different course.
[student]: What does MAC stand for?
[prof]: Something, something, something
This would probably be a good quiz question.
Hey! That clock moved!
Well, I've got about 5 minutes to kill. Anyone got any good stories?
I actually once had a lecture in a pool. Luckily, there wasn't any water in it.
When cables attack…
Switches are bridges on steroids.
Alright, how do you spell "tunnel"?
I found the chalk fairy's stash.
Is that how you spell "responsive"?
That was supposed to be a circle.
[student]: Is there a final in this class?
[prof]: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it.
Alright That's it, let's get the hell out of here!